Pia Kjærsgaard* dreams, after she has switched off the light and fallen asleep, that there’s a Paki under the bed selling hash.

Pia Kjærsgaard looks under the bed, after she has woken up and switched on the light, and sees that there’s no Paki under the bed.

Pia Kjærsgaard dreams, after she has switched off the light and fallen asleep again, that there’s a Paki under the bed selling hash.

Pia Kjærsgaard sees, after she has woken up and switched on the light again, that there’s no Paki under the bed.

Pia Kjærsgaard, who has switched off the light and fallen asleep yet again, dreams that there’s a Paki under the bed selling hash.

 

*Pia Kjærsgaard was former leader of the right-wing Danish People’s Party. 

From the collection Finding Holger Dane; translated from the Danish by Barbara J. Haveland